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Post by speyvalley on Oct 8, 2007 22:09:11 GMT
I know he is away fishing and this thread will have faded away before the toys come out of the pram ;D I will start with Pot Bellied PigGeez the rod thats Ma fish
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Post by speyblair on Oct 8, 2007 22:16:46 GMT
top one...."calm down! calm down!" bottom one "if you prod me with that bl***y thing one more time..."
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Post by fruity on Oct 8, 2007 22:19:23 GMT
I reckon the first picture caption should be..."I have ne got my wellies, you'll have to send the wife in for that one".
With the second caption reading..."mal, please tell me I can knock this one, it must be bright enough".
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Post by conwyrod on Oct 8, 2007 22:39:02 GMT
1. Christ, he's using one of those John Gray spinning flies!
2. Put him back quick, this Sage rod might break while I'm holding it.
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Post by fruity on Oct 8, 2007 22:42:45 GMT
I thought about remarking on the Sage rod and "elastoplast" on the rod, but somehow I just couldn't make a joke out of it.
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Post by John Gray on Oct 8, 2007 22:53:30 GMT
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Post by salmondan on Oct 8, 2007 23:07:24 GMT
Pic 1.
"Ye may have a fuish on but by the laws of pocket billiards, this is a guid break".
Pic 2.
Malcolm! Why did you make me wear this ridiculous bl**dy costume? It's almost as daft as yours. This hat is enormous.
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Post by robbie on Oct 9, 2007 5:12:45 GMT
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Post by conwyrod on Oct 9, 2007 8:13:47 GMT
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Post by tynetraveller on Oct 9, 2007 18:53:40 GMT
First pic ' Good bend in the rod- Have you seen it yet?' second pic. ' yeah, unfortunately it appears to be a woman with a landing net'
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Post by sinkingtip on Oct 9, 2007 19:25:04 GMT
first pic - "Thats the gemme sir !!! Jist bend intae it and we'll soon git that ridiculous hat aff yer missus's heid"
second pic - "Gonnae no tickle ma fuish'es chin like that Malcolm - jist gonnae no ?"
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Post by Speyducer on Oct 9, 2007 20:13:38 GMT
pic 1:
"Achh weel, anither boring day at the office!"
pic 2:
"there, there, did that nasty man hurt you with that flee? We'll have ye back in th' waater in a minute"
Mike
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Post by neptune on Oct 9, 2007 20:13:49 GMT
if it was two pound bigger 1 of us would have smiled
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Post by speyvalley on Oct 9, 2007 20:29:54 GMT
The little chap playing with his balls through the hole in his breeks pocket asks the gentleman playing the fish "Are you a Weegie Sir"? "Certainly not" replies the gentleman,I live in Dulnain Bridge 1 mile south of Grantown. The little chap pipes up and says "That makes you a Weegie then net it yourself"After the little chap has humiliated the poor man and taken the rod off him,he pipes up and says "A telt hur tae get the net under it when a get its heid up,no fur you tae luft it oot the watter"[/quote]
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Post by conwyrod on Oct 9, 2007 20:40:04 GMT
He'll be spittin feathers when he sees this James. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by speyvalley on Oct 9, 2007 20:54:16 GMT
I think he might ban me John
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Post by conwyrod on Oct 9, 2007 20:57:17 GMT
Aye, or even banish you to Springerworld James.
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Post by tynetraveller on Oct 9, 2007 21:12:13 GMT
Is his hand working his breeks' pocket so hard because he can tell its a nice fish on or is it because the lady keeps bending over to net the fish?
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Post by speyblair on Oct 9, 2007 22:26:36 GMT
james....- absolute class!! ;D
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Post by salmondan on Oct 10, 2007 8:58:42 GMT
' yeah, unfortunately it appears to be a woman with a landing net' D'oh
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