Post by robbie on Nov 22, 2007 21:31:31 GMT
> Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
> Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
> The structure of the wall was incorrect
> So he won a grand with Claims Direct.
> ##################################
>
> It's Raining, It's Pouring.
> Oh sh ! t, it's Global Warming.
> ##################################
>
> Jack and Jill went into town
> To fetch some chips and sweeties.
> He can't keep his heart rate down
> And she's got diabetes.
> ##################################
>
> Mary had a little skirt
> with splits right up the sides
> and everywhere that Mary went
> the boys could see her thighs.
> Mary had another skirt
> 'twas split right up the front
> ...But she didn't wear that one often.
> ##################################
>
> Mary had a little lamb
> her father shot it dead.
> Now it goes to school with her
> between two chunks of bread.
> ##################################
>
> Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
> Said Simple Simon to the pie man
> 'What have u got there?'
> Said the pie man unto Simon
> Pies you dickhead.
> ##################################
>
> Mary had a little lamb
> it ran into a pylon.
> 10,000 volts went through the lamb
> and turned its wool to nylon.
> ##################################
>
> Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
> kissed the girls and made them cry.
> When the boys came out to play
> he kissed them too cause he was gay.
> ##################################
>
> Jack and Jill
> went up the hill
> to have a little fun.
> Jill, the dill,
> forgot her pill,
> and now they have a son.
> ##################################
>
> Jack and Jill
> Went up the hill
> And planned to do some kissing.
> Jack made a pass
> and grabbed her arse
> Now two of his teeth are missing.
> ##################################
>
> Mary had a little lamb
> Its fleece was white and wispy.
> Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
> And now it's black and crispy.
> Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
> The structure of the wall was incorrect
> So he won a grand with Claims Direct.
> ##################################
>
> It's Raining, It's Pouring.
> Oh sh ! t, it's Global Warming.
> ##################################
>
> Jack and Jill went into town
> To fetch some chips and sweeties.
> He can't keep his heart rate down
> And she's got diabetes.
> ##################################
>
> Mary had a little skirt
> with splits right up the sides
> and everywhere that Mary went
> the boys could see her thighs.
> Mary had another skirt
> 'twas split right up the front
> ...But she didn't wear that one often.
> ##################################
>
> Mary had a little lamb
> her father shot it dead.
> Now it goes to school with her
> between two chunks of bread.
> ##################################
>
> Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
> Said Simple Simon to the pie man
> 'What have u got there?'
> Said the pie man unto Simon
> Pies you dickhead.
> ##################################
>
> Mary had a little lamb
> it ran into a pylon.
> 10,000 volts went through the lamb
> and turned its wool to nylon.
> ##################################
>
> Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
> kissed the girls and made them cry.
> When the boys came out to play
> he kissed them too cause he was gay.
> ##################################
>
> Jack and Jill
> went up the hill
> to have a little fun.
> Jill, the dill,
> forgot her pill,
> and now they have a son.
> ##################################
>
> Jack and Jill
> Went up the hill
> And planned to do some kissing.
> Jack made a pass
> and grabbed her arse
> Now two of his teeth are missing.
> ##################################
>
> Mary had a little lamb
> Its fleece was white and wispy.
> Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
> And now it's black and crispy.