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Post by robbie on Nov 18, 2007 15:14:22 GMT
This weekend Salmonking brought his "Pet" lamb Flossy with him for a few illicit nights away Sadly, Salmonking got drunk and argued with Flossie, she ran crying back to the pub where Salmonkings friends were staying. She let herself into Hornet''s bedroom (she secretly fancied him, and he her) where she was looking for a shoulder to cry on. He was not there at the time so she decided to "powder her nose and try to make herself more attractive for Hornets arrival. She also took a shower Brushed her teeth and put on more make up Tested the bed springs, and lay down to await her admirers arrival An hour or so later Hornet let himself in and was thrilled to see Flossie. They spent the night making love and Flossie vowed never to go back to the uncouth drunk Salmonking
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Post by hornet on Nov 18, 2007 15:42:40 GMT
A bit of advice for anyone Do not kip in the same room as Rob as he is a pain in the thrupney bits and if he is not on his mobile computer phone checking up on this site then he will be taking unwarranted black mailing pics . Stp, Ya big Jessie, ye hiv a lot ta answer fur. See ya 08, mibbees eh, mibbees naw. ATB Hornet
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Post by sinkingtip on Nov 18, 2007 17:23:14 GMT
Dear viewers - Read the Pedwell report on UK Rivers (Tweed) and some of the above just MIGHT make sense. Please note that NO live animals were used in the making of the above photo story ..... and I was miles away and NOT in the adjoining room as some reports might suggest, STip
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Post by salmonking on Nov 18, 2007 18:22:40 GMT
Oh dear oh dear,,,and he's on the advisory board,,when do we see a photo o yer fish,,and the rest of the beat?,,,much more interesting I'm sure.
P S had i been on the ball when you took that photo,,,id have stubbed my ciggie out on that sheep.
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Post by hornet on Nov 18, 2007 18:52:31 GMT
In bleery site Col i should have stayed and got pissed with you, Stp and his new friends who he invited but never turned up instead of being subjected to Rob the speedmeenister. I could have shuved him into the twin room and taken the single. I think Rob was hiding the fact that he wanted ANDY.
My hangover would have kicked in at the same time as Stp's and i could have kipped it on the bank for the afternoon, just like he did.
Ah well you live and learn.
Hornet
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Post by salmo on Nov 18, 2007 19:22:44 GMT
The proboards support staff have PMed me about this thread. They were shocked to see SK drinking coke and they wanted to know where they can get the blow up sheep ;D ;D salmo
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Post by hornet on Nov 18, 2007 19:44:55 GMT
Salmo, Quite easy, arrange a trip with Robbie the hyper and he will provide you with all his toys even if you don't want them . When boredom strikes you can take it in turns to monitor the board . As for Salmonkings coke Sinkingtip spiked it with OVD . Cheers Hornet
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Post by robbie on Nov 18, 2007 20:20:25 GMT
Just hang on a minute Mister Hornet. If you recall, I went to bed at 11pm leaving you guys in the bar. However the establishment had elected to put its letting rooms directly above the Public Bar. All I could hear was: The not so dulcet tones of Salmonking having a competition with others to see how many times he could use the word f@#k in a sentence, or the slightly more dulcet, however more volume and more bass, tones of Tippy leading the rest of the "cousins" in a rousing chorus of "Doe a Deer" continued until after 2am. Add to that, your snoring, Tippy banging on our bedroom door at 2.30am calling us "Big weans".................. and you are surprised that I was bouncing off the walls!!!!! It is called sleep deprivation Next time I share a room with you, if I cant sleep i will turn on the telly next time instead of looking at the net.
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Post by sinkingtip on Nov 18, 2007 21:03:27 GMT
Och !! laddies going fishing - dont you just love it. ;D BTW Horny - he's your biatch - no mine.
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Post by neptune on Nov 18, 2007 21:29:41 GMT
just a guess but did sk (borrow) that fag hes holding ;D
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Post by neptune on Nov 18, 2007 21:30:22 GMT
fag = ciggie
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tweedsider
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Post by tweedsider on Nov 18, 2007 21:47:22 GMT
f*g = ciggie[/quot Dont tell me he is still smoking OPs ;D
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Post by sinkingtip on Nov 18, 2007 21:50:03 GMT
just a guess but did sk (borrow) that f*g hes holding ;D Funny you should mention that Nep - yes ! from me. Infact I had to throw him down two papers and some baccy from the bridge towards the late afternoon (seriously). I take it that he is weel kent down your way for that sort of behaviour ? ;D Looking at tweedsiders post I can now see why SK is so keen for lads like us to go fishing with him - fresh meat and all that
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Post by salmondan on Nov 18, 2007 22:03:02 GMT
Interesting reading It would appear that the "Security Team" was sorely missed on this latest sojourn. I will be in touch with Mr AA very shortly to discuss how this sort of behaviour may be avoided on the next visit to any salmon fishery by the above members of "Hell's Anglers". We (the bouncers) cannot condone such frivolity on what is surely supposed to be a serious and solemn occasion. In future, the members of this gang of paramilitary "salmon anglers" will be policed properly so that this type of inappropriate treatment of our sport will never be repeated. In the meantime, if any forum member happens to see one of these petty criminals in action, please do not approach them (they may have a dangerous knowledge of foul tongues), please report them to the correct authorities, either myself or AA, whereupon we may deal with them in the only way they understand, ie extreme alchohol abuse or inflatable entertainment. Yours thankfully, etc.
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Post by salmo on Nov 18, 2007 22:41:25 GMT
Salmo, Quite easy, arrange a trip with Robbie the hyper and he will provide you with all his toys even if you don't want them . When boredom strikes you can take it in turns to monitor the board . As for Salmonkings coke Sinkingtip spiked it with OVD . Cheers Hornet Hornet, Far be it for me to dictate the behaviour standards outside this forum but I must say you are looking pretty bloody comfortable with that blow-up sheep in your bed ;D salmo
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Post by sinkingtip on Nov 18, 2007 22:53:42 GMT
Hi dan - both you and Annan Angler were sorely missed but, to be perfectly honest, you guy's were better off swerving this one for sure. You and AA's sensibilities and understanding of best practice would have been hopelessly wasted on this crew (myself excluded) and the level of fun we had at at Barjarg playing Kerplunk in the fishing hut was sadly lacking on this sortie. If you see AA in the passing tell him we all hope that the 'nail technician' course he is presently on is going well and that this time he graduates albeit at the second attempt. ATB and looking forward to meeting up with you early next season for a cast on the Tay. regards STip
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Post by salmondan on Nov 19, 2007 14:20:52 GMT
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Post by hornet on Nov 19, 2007 14:48:04 GMT
Hi Salmo, It is called cosy . It was either that or suffering Sinkingtips version of Durty Auld Toon or Your Gorgeous which the locals were quite happy to join in on. I'm already looking forward to our three day Spring tour which will take us to the Dee onto the North or South Esk then feenishing with the Tay. You are most welcome to join our fishing / social gathering especially if you can fix us onto a beat on the Dee ;D. If so then please make allowances for Robbie and his talented flossie. Thanks and Regards, Hornet
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Post by tweedsider on Nov 19, 2007 17:22:43 GMT
???O I do wonder was the recent Pedwell outing one for brothers of the angle or dedicated animal abusers? : Alas poor Flossie Tweedsider
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Post by salmonking on Nov 19, 2007 17:35:14 GMT
The not so dulcet tones of Salmonking having a competition with others to see how many times he could use the word f@#k in a sentence,
Robbie,,im 100% sure you have got it wrong here,,your mixing me up with someone else kidda.
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