robbie
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Post by robbie on Sept 23, 2007 10:47:02 GMT
SINKINGTIP SAYS.......................... Your Forum Needs YOU
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Post by hornet on Sept 23, 2007 11:27:13 GMT
Robbie,
Funnier than real time ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D LMCO.
Good sport Stp.
Hornet
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Don't let the bairns see this pic.
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Post by sinkingtip on Sept 23, 2007 11:54:08 GMT
Please Note : This photograph is what is known in some quarters of the press as 'pseudo' imagery. This photograph (allegedly of me) has been computer 'dehanced' to make me look old, cynical, weathered, bitter.....and twisted (which is is actually quite accurate now I come to think of it ;D). They have even used the latest version of Photoshop to place insulating tape around one of the legs of my spectacles in order to make me look like a fanny - I am sorry but that is simply too much. I have been told that, under normal circumstances, I look much more like a cross between Crawford Little (in his youth) with a smattering of Bob Fleming (the Fast Show) finished off with a light 'drizzling' of Jeanette Krankie..............my legal team have been informed and appropriate action will be taken against the perpetrators of this henious afront. ;D. I thank you and please accept my most sincere apologies for ruining your Sunday brunch - it was never my intention. Best Regards STip
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Post by salmo on Sept 23, 2007 12:58:45 GMT
Please Note : This photograph is what is known in some quarters of the press as 'pseudo' imagery. This photograph (allegedly of me) has been computer 'dehanced' to make me look old, cynical, weathered, bitter.....and twisted (which is is actually quite accurate now I come to think of it ;D). They have even used the latest version of Photoshop to place insulating tape around one of the legs of my spectacles in order to make me look like a fanny - I am sorry but that is simply too much. I have been told that, under normal circumstances, I look much more like a cross between Crawford Little (in his youth) with a smattering of Bob Fleming (the Fast Show) finished off with a light 'drizzling' of Jeanette Krankie..............my legal team have been informed and appropriate action will be taken against the perpetrators of this henious afront. ;D. I thank you and please accept accept my most sincere apologies for ruining your Sunday brunch - it was never my intention. Best Regards STip Sinkingtip, I followed up your concerns to Proboards and they informed me that unfortunately no breach of Proboards rules has occurred. They also cautioned on over-moderating and advised that it is better to listen to the truth and feedback from fellow forum members. They did however offer the following advice: 1. Specsavers in Tayside area are doing a great deal at the end of the salmon season for fishers who no longer have an excuse to avoid a shopping trip with the wife. 2. Simms have a new wading jacket which costs no more than a small family car. It has an electric shaver fitted into the waterboof zipped pocket. Caution: This should not be use while wading. 3. In the meantime please keep the photo away from nervous pets and people with a weak heart. ;D ;D salmo
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Post by sinkingtip on Sept 23, 2007 14:33:22 GMT
Salmo - points taken, understood, duly noted and accepted. It saddens me that Proboards view this unacceptable violation of my image copyright as 'coming with the territory'. However, I am prepared to accept the membership consensus (no polls please). In future should any forum members feel the need to 'out' me then please contact my agents (Bialystok & Bloom) for the official press pack. In the meantime I shall send Roberto Paparazzi the recently severed head of a freshwater eel and some lampray nipples (preserved in brine) in order that he might reflect on his actions and future possible consequences - these shall be sent under plain cover with the 2nd class tariff applied. I thank you for dealing both promptly and effectively with this potentially volatile situation to the satisfaction of all. Best regards STip ;D
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Post by sinkingtip on Nov 1, 2007 21:52:35 GMT
Sinking Tip says ...... "why do white sheep eat more grass than black sheep ?"
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Post by Speyducer on Nov 1, 2007 21:58:49 GMT
....it's just because......there are MORE of 'em!
Mike
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Post by sinkingtip on Nov 1, 2007 22:24:37 GMT
....it's just because......there are MORE of 'em! Mike ;D ;D - Funny that ! - even when someone else cracks the punchline I still laugh - back to Mrs Tip's home made poteen
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Post by sinkingtip on Nov 1, 2007 22:52:28 GMT
Sinking Tip says ....... "How come there are so many D's in Edward Woodward ?"
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Post by guay on Nov 2, 2007 8:31:34 GMT
Because if there were no "D"s he would be called "Ewar Woowar!! ;D ;D ;D ;D, Regards Gooie
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robbie
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Post by robbie on Nov 2, 2007 8:38:31 GMT
S/Tip Says :
"Whatever happened to white dog pooh?"
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Post by Speyducer on Nov 2, 2007 8:40:40 GMT
S/Tip Says : "Whatever happened to white dog pooh?" He had his gallbladder taken out. Mike
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Post by Willie Gunn on Nov 2, 2007 9:05:39 GMT
S/Tip Says : "Whatever happened to white dog pooh?" He dyed his hair and is now Brown Dog Pooh
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Post by sinkingtip on Nov 2, 2007 12:56:02 GMT
Because if there were no "D"s he would be called "Ewar Woowar!! ;D ;D ;D ;D, Regards Gooie Very good Gooie - I must remember to practice my routine out with earshot next time
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