conwyrod
Advisory Board
Autumn on the Conwy
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Post by conwyrod on Dec 17, 2007 19:36:08 GMT
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN
DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I
have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
Any more?
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Post by speyblair on Dec 18, 2007 1:15:38 GMT
saturday has just came flooding back!!
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Post by fredaevans on Dec 18, 2007 3:18:52 GMT
saturday has just came flooding back!! RESIST FRED, RESIST!!! ;D
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